I’m a Moron!
July 31st, 2008I wouldn’t consider myself a uptight or nervous driver, but DC is a nightmare if you don’t know where you’re going. First fumble of the day consisted of almost running a couple of Capitol Policeman off the road. Impatience got the best of me when I decided to pass a dump truck downtown. After pulling over to the next lane I heard a honk behind me. I was thinking who’s this asshole as I looked in my rearview & saw both a motorcycle cop & car cop. Mind you, the truck that almost hit them had a huge “www.TheBeerTraveller.com” magnet on the back. You want to talk about a recipe for getting pulled over. The adrenaline tweaked & I nervously awaited that familiar site of the flashing lights. As I pulled up to a stoplight the motorcycle cop pulled along side me & motioned for my window to be rolled down. He informed me that I may want to use a signal light next time as I almost hit his partner. And than…that was it. I must say this was the coolest cop I ever ran into (no pun intended). Thank goodness there’s more important people in that city than the Beer Traveller. Guessing they had to escort some politician to their escort.